I can’t believe I just found this video this afternoon. Where the hell were you guys on this?? I should have had a minimum of 10 emails alerting me to this FANTASTIC clip that TMZ posted yesterday morning. Basically, Lindsay Lohan was waiting outside Samantha Ronson’s house at five in the morning, and when Sam came home she totally lost her shit. The paps got it all on tape. Sam is, of course, totally sober and sane, and Lindsay is wailing and crazy and obviously totally high. Here’s a basic transcript, courtesy of OK! magazine, or you can watch the vid here:

Lindsay: Samantha where were you? You lost it, what’s wrong with you? (Sam walks to her door, as Lindsay squeals to the other girl) Stop! Stop!
Sam: Who is this person?
Lindsay: (clearly confused crying) I’m your girlfriend!
Sam: No, who’s this other person here?
Lindsay: You know her…
Sam: So why were you yelling at her to stop?
Lindsay: Because she was just touching me. Where were you?!?
Sam: Okay. This one has to go.
Lindsay: Don’t talk to my friend like that, Samantha.
Sam: She’s on my property, I don’t know her, I want her out. It’s that simple.
(some unintelligible talking)
Lindsay: Where were you? Where were you? Where were you? Where were you? Where were you?
Sam: I was with my sister.
Lindsay: You’re lying!
Sam: Yeah, I’m lying. Seriously, please please. [To the other girl.] Go to the car, homie. I don’t know who you are.
Lindsay: I’ve been waiting for you for THREE HOURS.

Then the girl walks outside Sam’s gate, realizes (???) that there are paparazzi there, covers her face and stumbles out. Sam tells her to call a cab and even the paparazzi check to confirm she’s not driving. Then Sam and Lindsay head inside.

Samantha, WHY DO YOU PUT UP WITH THIS? This is total insanity. You seem like a relatively grounded woman. You’re dating a crazy child. And you’re not helping her by allowing this behavior.

Jeffrey Donovan (41), who stars in Burn Notice, was arrested by Miami Beach police for DUI on Sunday July 12.

The police reports says the police officer heard “a loud tire screech behind me,” and indicated Donovan swerved his car to the left to avoid hitting the police car.

When the officer approached Donovan he said to the officer:

“Sorry, I didn’t see the red light or your stopped car.”

The officer said he smelled alcohol, and asked Donovan if he had been drinking, to which Donovan replied:

“I had three drinks at the Fontainebleau.”

Donovan flunked a field sobriety test, was arrested, and charged with one count of DUI, which is punishable by up to 6 months in jail. At the time of his arrested Donovan reportedly said:

“I really think I’m only borderline and not too drunk.”

“The only mistake I made tonight was drinking Benadryl with 3 glasses of wine.”

Source: Hollywood Grind

Jani Lane lead singer for the glam-rock band ‘Warrant’, was arrested for driving under the influence in the Los Angeles area. Lane reportedly struck a parked car in the San Fernando valley around 9:30 pm Wednesday. Officers form the Los Angeles Police Department suspected intoxication after Lane failed a field sobriety test and booked him at the Van Nuys Division station for misdemeanor CA DUI. His bail was set at $30,000.

Lane, 45, lead the glam-metal band during the late 80′s and into the 90′s, creating hits like ‘Heaven’ and ‘Cherry Pie’. He left Warrant in 2002 to start a solo career. Shortly after releasing an album, he entered a rehab program due to exhaustion from alcohol and drug use. He later rejoined Warrant only to again leave the group and be replaced as lead singer.

Source: DUI.com

On May 30, 2009 comedian Tony Rock entered a guilty plea to charges of driving under the influence in Los Angeles. The younger brother of Chris Rock was stopped for speeding last February and reportedly failed field sobriety tests.

Rock was fined $1000 and sentenced to 36 months of probation. He must also enroll in an alcohol education program.

Source: DUI.com

It isn’t a Polaroid but he might be shakin. Andre 3000 of OutKast, was arrested on March 28 and charged with driving his Porsche 109 mph in a 65 mph zone near Atlanta, GA. He told police he was going fast because he had missed his exit. The ‘Hey Ya’ mastermind is free on $1,200 bond pending a court date April 29.

Another one of Eric Carmen’s list of greatest hits. Star singer which hits include ‘Hungry Eyes’, was arrested in for driving extremely drunk in Ohio. He was sentenced on April 16 to a month in jail.

Musician Uncle Kracker, who is most known for his hit “Follow Me” in 1999, was arrested today on a second-degree forcible sex offense charge, authorities said. Jim Sughrue, a spokesman for Raleigh Police says a 26 year old woman claims Uncle Kracker committed a sex act against her in a downtown nightclub. Kracker was later arrested in a nearby hotel and held in Wake County jail on $5 Million dollars bond.

Kracker, whose real name is Matthew Shafer will stand before a judge this afternoon, says Wake County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman Phyllis Stevens. In 2004 Kracker recorded a #1 country hit with Kenny Chesney titled “When the Sun Goes Down”, the two still occasionally tour together to this day.