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In Case You Missed La Lohan’s Crazy Breakdown

belablack — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:00:04 +0000

I can’t believe I just found this video this afternoon. Where the hell were you guys on this?? I should have had a minimum of 10 emails alerting me to this FANTASTIC clip that TMZ posted yesterday morning. Basically, Lindsay Lohan was waiting outside Samantha Ronson’s house at five in the morning, and when Sam came home she totally lost her shit. The paps got it all on tape. Sam is, of course, totally sober and sane, and Lindsay is wailing and crazy and obviously totally high. Here’s a basic transcript, courtesy of OK! magazine, or you can watch the vid here:

Lindsay: Samantha where were you? You lost it, what’s wrong with you? (Sam walks to her door, as Lindsay squeals to the other girl) Stop! Stop!
Sam: Who is this person?
Lindsay: (clearly confused crying) I’m your girlfriend!
Sam: No, who’s this other person here?
Lindsay: You know her…
Sam: So why were you yelling at her to stop?
Lindsay: Because she was just touching me. Where were you?!?
Sam: Okay. This one has to go.
Lindsay: Don’t talk to my friend like that, Samantha.
Sam: She’s on my property, I don’t know her, I want her out. It’s that simple.
(some unintelligible talking)
Lindsay: Where were you? Where were you? Where were you? Where were you? Where were you?
Sam: I was with my sister.
Lindsay: You’re lying!
Sam: Yeah, I’m lying. Seriously, please please. [To the other girl.] Go to the car, homie. I don’t know who you are.
Lindsay: I’ve been waiting for you for THREE HOURS.

Then the girl walks outside Sam’s gate, realizes (???) that there are paparazzi there, covers her face and stumbles out. Sam tells her to call a cab and even the paparazzi check to confirm she’s not driving. Then Sam and Lindsay head inside.

Samantha, WHY DO YOU PUT UP WITH THIS? This is total insanity. You seem like a relatively grounded woman. You’re dating a crazy child. And you’re not helping her by allowing this behavior.

Lindsay Lohan Spends 84 Minutes In Jail For Another Dwi. How Does This Represent A Fair Justice System?

admin — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 02:19:06 +0000

The police say overcrowding, I say bullsh*t! We all know money talks, and the fact shes a celebrity not only inflates her false ego but gives her even more protection from the law. I know in my heart and mind that she will screw up again, and next time maybe she will end up killing someone and/or herself. With her obvious immaturity, lack of any parental support, and people around her telling her shes great, it will be no surprise when shes gets in trouble again. I guess my question would be should celebrities be held too higher standards instead of lower ones? This would make more sense to me, and I think a full 1 year sentence in jail for a second DWI would make an example to all and reinforce the belief that our justice system can be fair. In most states now the 1st DWI is mandatory jailtime, the second should be at least a year, and celebrities should pay a much higher price for their crimes. It would get exposure if she was harshly treated and maybe would make others think.

Lindsay Lohan: Armed and Dangerous

belablack — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:00:07 +0000

Anticipating the paparazzi waiting for her outside her house, Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving her home yesterday (July 17) armed with green and yellow squirt gund to spray the shutterbugs.

The “I Know Who Killed Me” cutie looked cool and causal as she took aim, sporting a white tank top with slim fit jeans and sandals.

The night before, LiLo looked to be in a familiar situation as she had been locked out of lover Samantha Ronson’s house following yet another quarrel.

According to the paparazzi on the scene, SamRo arrived at her house 20 minutes before Lohan and refused to open the door following a fight over Ronson’s rental car (which Lindsay was driving).